sluttyoliveoil:

*ends every piece of advice with “idk though” so that its not my fault if i ruin ur life*


the-goddamazon:

OH MY GOD

(Source: tastefullyoffensive)

tittily:

my little cousin got bit by a house spider and she was crying so i went to get some stuff to soothe and numb it but before i could even walk out the door i heard her quietly whisper ‘i can’t handle the responsibility of being spiderman’